SilverThistle

The sound of Ivy's voice brought me back to the present.

"What shall I call this, Emily?" she asked.  "Perhaps 'Bronze Statue of Man Forgetting Pants'?"  she giggled.

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I think you'll find they're Trousers, Ivy.  Our pants go on under our trousers.

Such a pity, I didn't even make it to the halfway mark and was hoping to find out what had happened to Phillip.  Bother.

DNF